  I've just finished watching the football in the staff canteen and there are some very happy English people dancing about at the moment as they have just urlLink beaten the Swiss 3-0 in football. Unfortunately things are not so happy in the north of London, specifically in the urlLink 'Big Brother' (Number 5) House, as the housemates descended into a urlLink all out brawl late last night.
Fueled by alcohol and stroppy women one of the housemates threatened to rip a fellow housemates head off and another wanted to piss in someone's coffee. Eventually security had to step in a separate the battling factions. Absolutely riveting viewing - TV at it's finest. I can't wait to watch it tonight - 10pm iTV! 
