  I'm afraid I'm going to get some cavities. Well I'm not really afraid, but I have been eating a bunch of candy.
"Why is that? " you might ask. Well there are two factors here. The first is that at work, people leave candy outside their office on the anniversary of their start date (typically 1 pound of m&m's per year they've been here).
The second factor is that my office is very close to the corner of this building. Implications of being near the corner: There's a guy in a corner office with 8 pounds of candy outside his office, and hardly anyone ever walks by that part of the building. So I've been handfuls of runts every once in a while for the last couple days. They're good, but I know they're rotting my teeth. 
