  Today my aunt made me go put in a job application with her. It was at this data entry place in the next town.
As part of the application process I had to take a typing test. Now i spend hours upon hours on the computer, you really would think i was adept at this whole typing gig. But i get there and they start with these rules, NO CAPITALIZATION, ALWAYS GO TO THE NEXT LINE!!!
The whole time the woman was talking, this voice kept going through my head, "Its frigging typing bitch, ive been doing it for years now! " Well let me just say that typing test opened my eyes to painful case of smack bottom. It smacked me around, and kicked me out without paying. I apparently am addicted to capitalization. Who knew? Anyways i have 2 more chances to take the test, though im really not sure i even want the job, its more my aunts idea, and im just along for the ride. The whole trip was painful anyway. Any time spent with my aunt that is more than 10 minutes is painful.
She's the crazy cat lady with the cat smell to match. Needless to say being enclosed in a vehicle with her was an eye watering experience. I did anything i could to distract myself. You know playing with the cd player, flipping songs really fast when i heard " My neck, My back lick my.....". Not a song for the over 50 set. The whole town of Booneville proved to bring back memories that distracted me from my cd monopoly.
Booneville has always been a "bad" town, or at least in my case ( and my friend ashleys). You go in a good girl and leave pure evil. I would look around and all these memories would just wash over me. "Man, ashley and i once hid from her mom with two guys up that road" "Geez, has it been that long since we took all those guys to the horse show, and had to wrestle a beer from ed the dealer" "LOL last time i was on that road, ashley and i had picked two prison workers up at the fourth of july festival" There were quiet a few of these on the trip, " Man i made out with (insert name) up there".
Not to mention a few, "I lost that there" and "I did that there" Keep in mind that none of that was actually said aloud to my aunt.
If it had been, i think its safe to say i would never have left that town alive today. It was actually a good boost to my lagging confidence, it served to remind me, that at one time i could have any man i wanted. Ive been alone for a long time now, but today did remind me that it was my choice and i can change it whenever i want to. Maybe i havent been ready since last year, but i know that i will be, maybe even sooner than i realized myself. 
