  Im so bored. My life has become so boring. I am in rut that vaguelly resembles a trench. I lay in my trench and wait for the schrapnel of BLAH to rain down upon me. &nbsp; Not that&nbsp;I havent tried to find stuff to do. I mean really ive had lots of ideas. But they cancelled my self defense class, and i realized i would probably get busted if i killed my cousin. &nbsp; The upside of my BLAH, is that our yard looks fabulous. I think i am substituting yard upkeep for sex. The riding mower may be my new boyfriend, he goes by the given name John Deere. Occasionaly i cheat on him with the push mower "Lawn Man". &nbsp; Hmmm... that is kinda weird, all my mowing equipment has male names, never realized that till now. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 
