  Man: Haven\'t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that\'s why I don\'t go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I\'ll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I\'m a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what\'s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I\'d die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I\'d probably die laughing. 
