  stupid davida comments of the night... ~Look at those fat guys rolling around in the snow trying to get to the food first...whoop there goes the buttcrack ~i am i just dont care enough to do anything abt them ~look im jacking off the sword ~look! im a steamer...its kinda like im a lil teapot, just add water ~you can have stylin rims, you just blow! ~I can be urs for $50, call now and get the 9 attachments ~shimme with me hannah, shimmie with me ~convenient enough for a quick f_ _ k? ~im not wearing underwear and thesae are your shorts ~makes me feel amazon ~cupcake...she got that from ernie ~hahaha my name is bert hahahahahaha 
