  Hey! "Star, sky and hutch". Is that a comment on the human condition? Some sort of allusion to the enormity and infinity of the cosmos (the sky full of stars) as opposed to the cramped rabbit-hutch like human-world?
That was totally irrelevant because all I wanted to say was that I totally understand that thing about more police cars. Rob's comment is a considered one, but mine is purely emotional. I wish that all people would drive as though the car in front or behind was a police car. I get a warm feeling when I'm going along at the speed limit, aware of a police car up ahead, and some twat tailgates me, roars past, and you see his brake lights when he realises that he's been sussed. Have you noticed how cowardly most of these people are? Like they speed about in their fast cars as though they think they are at Santa Pod, all aggressive and antisocial and full of themselves, but as soon as they see a patrol car; brakes on, and 5mph BELOW the speed limit.
Chicken blood! I sometimes wish I were Police when people drive like cunts; a sort of Blue-flashing Avenger for the good folk of the road: someone tailgates me - I drop my window and put my blue lights up on the roof, "just pull over sonny", and then I deliver a sound thrashing about the head and face with my righteous rubber truncheon. Er... does that sound a bit gay? 
