  Everything just seems surreal today. It's like that one day at work when I saw the number '666' appearing everywhere. Today, I woke up after 8 hours of sleep feeling like I got 2. Today, I heard the phrase "If there's a problem, yo, I'll solve it" in two unrelated incidents.
My neighbor told me yesterday that he was making some obscure Mexican seafood dish. This morning, the same dish appeared in my refigerator with a note from my wife to enjoy it. (She hates seafood) A girl I work with gave me a big hug out of the blue. She always used to despise me.
My boss gave me a vacation day when the calendar was already full. That never happens. I totally sucked at work today, until the last hour, and then I got sent home early. I was invited to play "spin the bottle" on my lunch break. If we were playing for real I would have kissed the new girl several times, and my friend Tim. My boss decided to come say hello to everyone at the lunch table. The moment she sat down, everyone got up and left.
Break was over. The same exact problem I just had fixed on my car is back. I told my boss that it is in my nature to take things personally. She responded: "So what do you think it is that makes you crazy? " Finally, as I am writing this, I saw two squirrels having sex on the sidewalk in front of my house, and the birds in the trees seem to be singing, 'whoomp there it is! " Ever have one of those days? 
