  urlLink CNN.com : In another effort to keep American citizens off balance, John Ashcroft and Co. stated that Al Qaeda is planning a terrorist attack on US soil, to take place sometime this summer or fall, yet provide no credible information to back it up. Just wait, I predict that Bush, er, I mean Al Qaeda, will strike conveniently near the Presidential elections, just in time for it to either keep Bush in office, or assist in canceling/rescheduling the elections thanks to the PATRIOT Act. 
