  I could talk about Sandy Berger shoving classified documents down his urlLink pants . And stuffing his urlLink socks . But, why bother. The story is constantly changing. Now I hear that the leather document holder was not “inadvertently” taken, as reported the previous day; it was Berger’s fault all along. But there is no proof. Of anything. Boy, I bet Kerry is thrilled to have him on his team now. Oh wait. AP has revised the story again . Berger has severed connections to the Kerry camp. Whoa. This ping pong game has lost my attention. I'm getting a headache from the constant back and forth motion: he did ~> this.
No wait. He did this side. Liar. He's on I read somewhere, that somebody jokingly wanted to know if Berger was wearing boxers or briefs when he stuffed the documents down his pants. At first, I thought that was hilarious. But upon second thought, AND after picturing Sandy Berger in his underpants, I shudder at the thought. And now, sadly, this is the image scarred into my retina. I warn you now. What ever you do, don't picture Berger in his underpants! 
