  I bet you watched the movie ' The Day After Tomorrow ', correct? Well, after watching it, it got me thinking... "Suppose a flood really is coming your way, and in about 30 minutes from now, you're gonna join the fishes. What are you going to do now ? " I thought about it long and hard. I could be like the hero and go find myself a museum to hide my ass. Or I can be like the rest of them and start jog my way to the next city.
Shit, I forgot I'm in Singapore. Oh, I get it! I can start recording the anarchy around me, wait for the climatic flood to rush over me while keeping the camera rolling, somehow survive the aftermath of the disaster while everybody around me dies, keep the film intact and dry (somehow), sell my film to Hollywood and end up filty rich. Nah.... here's what I'll really do. I'd walk up to the prettiest girl I can find, and I'd say: "Hey prettiness. As you know, the flood's coming our way in a little over 30 minutes time.
I don't think you know how to swim right, seeing how milky white your skin is, I don't think you come out much during the day too, do you? " Girl nods her head, tears strolling down her pink cheeks. "Don't be afraid. We're all destined to die one way or another. I'm sure it's God's will that at this point of critical moment, we meet each other. Surely there is a meaning that we are talking to each other now, despite the calamity that will surely befalls us later.
" Girl appears confused. "What I'm saying is... there must be a reason why we only get to know each other today, instead of any other days. Do you have a plan to save yourself? " Girl shakes her head. "Fear not. Death is but a new beginning in another world.
Do not fear death. Look straight into it's eyes. Tell me dear, what would you want to do now, knowing you still have precious little time in this god forsaken place? " Girl shakes her head again, and starts to sob silently. "I have an idea..." Girl looks up to you, tears of hope glistening across her skin. "Let's have sex!
See here, me and you are going to die very very soon. The way I see it, you have two choices. You can wait here and sob and cry before the flood drowns you, and your lungs burst with water. You can do that, and die a horrible death. Or... you can come over to my apartment, and fuck like rabbits. We can drown in the sea of estacsy, embrace in each others warmth, and reach orgasm before we die.
" Girl looked shocked. She shakes her head. "Come on. I've got vibrators and stuff. It will be the best 30 minutes you've ever spent. You've got nothing to lose now - unless you have a better plan?
" Girl didn't say a word. "Let's go then! We have only about another 20 minutes. Lucky enough my apartments on floor 15. We can probably go for another round before the water reaches us. " I reached out my hand.
Girl takes it. I give my most sincere smile. We walked back to my place - hand in hand. - The End - 
