  I love it when females, when asked the question "What would your perfect guy be like ? ", respond with a cliche-from-my-ass type answer along the lines of "The perfect guy !??
Where to begin...!! "........as if they've got this really deeply thought out criteria on guys, and have spent their life dreaming about the perfect guy........ who is going to ride in on a white horse, and sweep her away from this cruel world to marry her in a rainbow filled land of fairies and over-priced facial products. But back in old 'Reality' land where yours truely resides, those same girls probably had their mouths forming O shapes around the shaft of some guy they met at a club earlier that night......who they know only as 'That cute guy standing near the hatstand'. It's really a load of Mums old tampons if you ask me. Ask a guy, and he'll be totally honest about it.
"Nice tits, not too fat, nice face......yea that'll do me. " Straight and to the point. He doesn't confuse issues by making up a lot of specifics which are just going to make it an IMPOSSIBLE criteria to fill..........giving them ample opportunity to sit around and moan to anyone within earshot how hard life is, and how they may never ever meet "the one". My heart, it bleeds. No really. 
