  1. Sneak into the stock room and smash cardboard boxes screaming, "save the trees! " 2. Ask an employee to get down something from a high shelf then once they climb down the ladder say, "No I changed my mind I want the other one.
" (repeat 3 to 5 times for maximum aggrivation) 3. Go up to the cashier and ask, "Is used produce half price? " (and various other stupid questions) 4. Find the most expensive breakable object in the store and throw it down on the floor, smashing it to pieces.
When looked at point next to you and say, "It was my imaginary friend. " Then yell, "You better hurry he's getting away! " While everyone is looking away run off. 5. Use a yardstick as a stick horse and run up and down the aisles shouting, "Onward mighty steed! " 6. Grab bags of beads, plop down in the middle of an aisle and throw beads at customers screaming at the top of your lungs, "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
" 7. Calmly announce this over the intercom, "Attention hobby lobby shoppers there is a giant tornado heading this way please run around in circles and scream. Thank you for shopping at hobby lobby have a nice day. " 8. Play murder in the store (murder is a game where one person is the murder and they blink at other players if you get blinked at you have to fall over "dead" where you are) 9.Then run around the store pointing at your "dead" friends screaming, "Murder! Murder!
" 10. Bring a bowling ball and use glass objects as bowling pins. 11.when asked a question sing your response 12. bring friends and hold hands the whole time and when the cashier tries to hand you your purchases say "can you take it out to my car cuase we have to hold hands so no one gets lost" 13. dance up and down the aisles singing 14. bring a whoopie cushion sit on it and blame it on a stranger 15.pretend to be the crocodile hunter and wrestle with a feather boa in the aisle screaming 
