  "Chuck Norris: Ass Kicker Extraordinaire" "Chuck resting before he whoops some ass. " "Chuck and all his 'Walker, Texas Ranger' buddies that wish they could kick as much ass as he does. " "Chuck giving the photographer the eye because he's ready to kick more ass. " "Chuck on a traditional Rambo style ass kicking spree. " "I wish I had toys like this growing up. " "Finally, when you see this in front of you, it means you're screwed. " 
