  When I was speaking of those founding fathers yesterday, I forgot all about one badass in particular. He wasn't a founding father, but he owns the copyright to kicking ass. His name is General Dwight D. Eisenhower.
Oh man, I'm sure that guy could kick anyone's ass in a war. He's so damn crunk. Maybe most of you think that I've lost my mind right about now. Those people just don't want to admit that Ike kicks ass. I mean, he's a military genius, what more do you people want in somebody to idolize? How can you say this person doesn't totally rule? It would just be unamerican. 
