  Jk antony ok so here's the joke:  So A man is watching TV and his wife asks him to fix the stairs,  they look like they're gonna fall in any minute,  So the man says " do i have plumber written on my fore head?  So then the wife asks the husbad to fix the sink.  He replies " do i have plumber written on my fore head"  Frustrated the wife then asks the husband to replace the oil in her car,  her husband says "
do i have mechanic written on my forehead?  Mad at the wife the man heads out to the bar.  A little while after arriving at the bar the man feels bad about how he mistreated his wife and goes back to the house and is quite suprised to see all of the broken things fixed,  so he asks his wife how all of this was done,  she replied " so after u left I went out to find someone to fix all of the stuff,
 so soon i found a nice young man to do it for me,  and I found out all i had to do for him doing all this stuff was either i had to give him a cake or sex"  so the man asks what kind of cake did u make him?
 she replied "
does it look like i have betty crocker written on my forehead?
