  So why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch? -Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction So is there something all you wise men (and maybe women to) know that I don't? That if you are a nice, fairly intelligent, attractive, woman, you were basically put on this earth to be tortured, tested, and 'fucked'? Is this what Lars Von Trier is telling us in his movies and Hitchcock too? Is this just some obvious lesson that everyone else has learned except for me? Is this just a fact of life? Okay, maybe I'm being dramatic or something but its my birthday so give a girl a break. Also, how good is Kellis? 
