  As my stupid title states, this is my first attempt at blogging. When I say that, I don't mean this actual posting, I mean today. Why am I saying this? Well, that would be b/c I had just written the most wonderfully spectacular blog that a person could write and BAM!
it's gone just like that. With my luck, that won't be the last time, either. Anyway, I'm starting a blog for 3 reasons... 1. I just moved back to Alaska and don't know many people so I get bored. 2. I don't have a job, so there is a lot of down time. And 3. I am being bombarded by emails and phone calls asking what's going on with me. So, rather than telling the same things to different people, I thought I would attempt to become one of those crazy bloggers... Plus, surely I have some quirky stories to tell.
If not, I could always make them up, right? I'm sure some of you are also kind of bewildered about the name of the blog " urlLink fake plastic trees . " Well, if you are familiar with Radiohead, you know they were my inspiration. Hey, it could have been worse. Someone actually suggested "Reblogga. " Hmmm, probably not. I'm hoping that urlLink Thom Yorke will stumble across this page and make me his favorite groupie. 
