  Cookies and sex together wouldn't be a bad thing. You'd just have to be really careful. And i thing that you shouldn't be able to have any Mountain Dew until Lent is over, because I can't have any. So you should be a part of the misery to. Also instead of being hit with lightning bolts I think it would be better if people were drug by horses instead, because they would be put into much more pain, and pain is good for bad people.
But they wouldn't get punished for bringing food into the Book Room, because I might feel the need to do that and since I'm the owner of the world nothing I do should be against the law. And Josh, having seen the spoon, you should be in great fear of it. Who knows what punishment could be given with the spoon... 
