  I feel like I try too hard. Even tho it doesnt seem like it. Cos I dunno why. its just one of those really weird things that only happens to people like me.
 For instance. when I first opened my checking account. it took a whole month for them to actually send my checks and then I never got my checking card haha because the place that makes the cards " ran out of plastic" Yes. They ran out of plastic. Or any day now Im going to be the one dipshit that gets a ticket for running a stop sign in a parking lot at 3 am when there is absolutely no one else around. in a dark parking lot. just taking a short cut. Now I totally forget what I was thinking in the first place.
Either way Im bout to piss my pants.
Yes.
Piss. Oh yes and of course the moment I decide to go pee. so does everyone else in the damn house. Piss. How unladylike of me. At least I didnt go into detail. Like saying it burned my eyes. Oooh yeah. thats what the guys really wanna hear. all about my trip to pee. Uh. No. Ew. No dirty old men better Email me cos of that either ewwwwwwww.
