  This may be the most interesting insult I've ever received. (and let me tell you, err nevermind, you don't need to know) Now what exactly do you suppose he meant by that?
Is pondwater worse than tap water? How about ocean water or pool water? Is he inferring that I'm a floater, or a fish? (those of you familiar with my drinking habits can kindly refrain from commenting on that last bit) Maybe it's some sort of roundabout way of telling me he thinks it my "time of the month" (water retention and all.
) In any event, it makes a girl's life difficult when people come up with insults this amusing, do you have any idea how hard it is to stifle a giggle when someone says something so inane?
The problem is, if you don't manage to stifle the giggle, folks tend to get a little more creative with their insults (or possible less creative, and more mean) So, if you're on the phone with a customer service representative, and feel the need to attempt to belittle them (this won't work, we don't care what you think)please stick to old standbys like: You're full of (insert poop word here) Go to (insert bad place here) anyway, you get the idea 
