  The Bell Song ( To the tune of California Girls)  Well Telus girls are hip I really dig those phones they sell And the Fido girls with the rates they flog Tempting –  but no thanks ma’ am!  The Roger’
s phone providers Yeah I guess they are alright But the Bell Mobile girls with the way they talk They’ ve always got you right in mind I wish they all could be Bell Mobile I wish they all could be Bell Mobile I wish they all could be Bell Mobile girls The Bell girls have the best smiles Oh them girls are really swell I dig their leather cases and their car adapters Make my cell phone more worthwhile I wish I had a bell girls digits There in my mobile phone Yeah cause then I’ d call her I’ d wine her and dine her I’ d take her to my fav- or-
ite bistro!  ( That’ s White Spot”  I wish they all could be Bell Mobile I wish they all could be Bell Mobile I wish they all could be Bell Mobile girls I wish they all could be Bell Mobile ( Bell,
 Bell,  girls yeah I dig the)  I wish they all could be Bell Mobile ( Bell,  Bell,  girls yeah I dig the)
 I wish they all could be Bell Mobile ( Bell,  Bell,  girls yeah I dig the)  I wish they all could be Bell Mobile ( Bell,
 Bell,  girls yeah I dig the)  -  Sadly -  the Bell girl never got to hear the song -  meh -
 c'est la vie!
