  Is this really any different? Besides, we don't get the fun little icons of how we're feeling. I feel like a smiley face drinking a fruity blender drink.
I love the day off, I have never smelled so much lighter fluid in my life. I feel like I must eat grilled meat today. yet I have no grill. Jobs are a tricky thing. I'm scared to start a new job, but I know I must, and that requires obtaining a new job.
So I must make a new resume and write letters. I hate this whole process. I want the big texan in the white hat to come and say "Hey there, tall drink of water, want a lucrative job where you do very little and get paid a lot? I'll relocate you to a non-dying area and you'll be swamped with money and broads! " And I'd say "Boards? Why do I need boards? " And he'd say, "No, broads. " And I'd say, "I'd rather have mamasitas thank you very much, especially if I'm going to Texas.
" and he'd look all stern and then smile and go,"Well, that's settled. See ya Monday! " THAT'S how I should get a job! 
