  I was sitting on a bench waiting for the tram this morning and this crazy woman wearing disgusting, dingy, used-to-be-white tennis shoes walked by. On her left wrist, she was wearing, and I kid you not, at least 9 bangle bracelets. I'm not even talking about the thin, itty-bitty ones. They were thick. So as she walks by, I'm thinking, "Does she stand in front of the mirror in the morning and say, 'no, eight bracelets just isn't enough, I need at least one more'? " 
