  This story is pretty cool. The urlLink Lincoln Park apes can now blast visitors with air if the visitors bug them by pounding on the glass. The people who do that are stupid and deserve to have the crap scared out of them (not thrown at them). I was at the L.A. Zoo this one time and this little monkey got mad at me for taking his picture, so he stuck his little monkey penis through the chain link fence and tried to pee on me. That wasn't fun. 
