  I'm still over at my aunt's house and it's really boring so I decided to get a tan ( to correct the horrid tan lines I accidentaly got at a car wash. nbsp;  Well naturally my little cousin who is somewhat a pain in the ass had to go out there with me.  I took the sun tan lotion crap that's supposed to help you get a tan and a towel and she changed into her swim suit. nbsp;
 & nbsp; N. E.  ways,  we were out there and I was rubbing&
nbsp; the lotion crap on my legs and every where I hoped to get a tan and since I couldn't get all my back she helped to make sure I got my tan. nbsp;  Well I was laying there in all& nbsp; my glory basking in the sun and it's time to turn over and give my backside a little time in the sun so I undo the strap to my bra thingy.
nbsp;  ( She's such a pain in the ass sometimes;  it's like she's trying to fit in and be what in her mind is cool. Well any ways I& nbsp;
undo the strap thingy and Miss Thang decides to turn the very cold water hose on me. nbsp;  I'm like ha ha ;  okay you got jokes funny. nbsp; nbsp;
 And she persists and I 'm there trying get my damp tan. nbsp;  N. E.  ways after a while I get really fuckin pissed off and I tell I 'm going inside and it's a lost cause trying to get my skin to tan evenly. nbsp;
 I totally forgot that I had unhooked the strap and I was walking past her (  I have all this crap to carry back in the house and I carry it all to my chest to protect it from getting wet) and she thinks it would be funny to spray me with the hose again. nbsp;  Well her bright idea caused me to drop everything I was carrying not to mention my top. nbsp;
 Now you have to understand I have 36FF size boobs and I was standing there topless. nbsp;  My boobies fell out of the damn top and my grandma yells through the window "  Toni Marie the nieborhs can see you through the fence and so can the people in the street. nbsp;  I &
nbsp; only stood there for like a second till I realized my boob fell out before I rushed into a corner to try and hide and replace my top. nbsp;  Now all the while my 11 year pain in the ass cousin is laughing her ass off and poking jokes at the size of my boobs.  She has boobie issues because she. um.
wants boobs.
