  from the Denver Post Kobe Bryant Gives the Facial and Wins the Case by Bob Sporty In the trial that has become the watershed for all further cases involving superstars and lying beat-up women, Kobe Bryant was found innocent of all charges of sexual abuse by his accusing hussy, Kimberly Girth. This verdict however did not surprise anyone in the court, since three weeks ago Kobe Bryant lead the Lakers to their fourth NBA title in five years, many have been outspoken that someone that glides through the air and makes key 3-point buckets could never beat up some two-beat tramp because they don't need to fight and plead for sex. Kobe's attorney, speaking on behalf of his client said, "Today, Kobe Bryant has proved to everyone that having rough sex is not a federal crime. " Evidence in the case turned on text messages that once believed to be erased where uncovered by AT&T techies. These text messages, sent after the incident, protrayed a bitch that just got big nasty from a black dude. Later testimony, from a jealous boyfriend didn't fair well for Mrs. Girth's case. Though medical records showed that perhaps she was beaten up by both Kobe and her ex-boyfriend, the winnings that everyone recieved from gambling on the Lakers seemed to out weigh justice being served. Mrs. Girth's attorney planed an appeal. "We are deeply troubled today, and so should our country, because sport stars are given preferential treatment they don't deserve.
" Outside the scene was a carnival scene, with women's right activist and Kobe Bryant supports jostling over the verdict. Susan Meanie, from the National Organization for Women (NOW), came from Boston, MA to protest. "We are deeply troubled that a guy who plays sports really well can become bigger than the justice system. " Many women, though, expressed different opinions in the crowds. Alexia Ray, self-proclaimed NBA groupie said, "That girl should be greatful.
Her problem was that she just wasn't good in bed. I don't blame Kobe for anything. " In what was the most surprising follow-up to the verdict, Kobe Bryant's wife was seen wearing a spaghetti-strap shirt imprinted with a glass of orange juice that read, "Thanks to OJ, I'm able to walk free.
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