  Of course, one of the most important questions of life that must be answered is: What do you do when you're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky?
How you will escape? First, i would name the goat Barbra. Then, i would whisper sweet nothings in her ear so that..well, she'll get to know me better that way..neways, i'd sqeeze on her nipples...of milk of course cause i gotta drink something...even tho i'm in a well...yeah, well, after that nice venture i'd sing the slinky song!!! "Slinky, Slinky...um...da da da da dum da da!...da da da da da da dum...um...deedle lee dee de deeee!
" Yeah! Then, while Barbra is under a sort of hypnosis cause of my great singing, i will attach the AWESOMELY POWERFUL SLINKY to her HUNORMOUSLY BIG HORNS and kinda catapult myself self out leaving Barbra and the Slinky to play with each other until a week passes which will end in the starving/rotting goat and a rusty stinky slinky at the bottom of a drinking well for children. Who cares! That milk was sure good tho...wah?...Goats with HUNORMOUSLY BIG HORNS aren't girls??? .......... "move over...i'm diving in! " 
