  these are all true stories.......... An woman got in a furious argument with her 57-year-old boyfriend in their Milwaukee apartment, and tried to light him on fire. She doused him with lighter fluid and sparked a cigarette lighter, but she had also doused herself.
She caught on fire. He didn't. She died of her burns. She was 31 A high school science teacher in Smithfield, N.C., wanted to demonstrate to his students that if you drink too much milk, you'll throw up because of the acidity. He had the kids drink a gallon of milk in an hour. They threw up. He was fired A TV news cameraman went to film a story about dangerous intersection in Omaha, Neb. He was struck by a car and killed A man in Trondheim, Norway, purposely roared past a police car at 85 mph because he wanted to lose his drivers license. Seems he was tired of driving his girlfriend everywhere. A court granted his wish: no license for a year As a female attorney was arguing a case in a courtroom in Bordeaux, France, the judge surreptitiously lifted his robe, unzipped his pants and masturbated.
No one noticed except for a reporter from La Charente Libre, a regional newspaper, who said he saw the judge "making unambiguous gestures. " The judge has been suspended and is being examined by mental health professionals A drunken man walked into a Shreveport, La police headquarters to complain that his car had been stolen. The police arrested him for driving under the influence of alcohol. Five days later, after smoking some marijuana, he returned to the police headquarters to complain about how he was treated earlier. They then arrested him for driving under the influence of marijuana. 
