  First...I am an alcoholic. I have accepted that fact. It runs in my family. Who can blame me. I love the hazy feeling of a good buzz. It takes the edge off of my so called "life.". I am a social alcoholic which means I drink in order for me to have a good time in the public setting. Its true as I am much more outgoing after a few beers which leads me to my next point. It isn't hard to be an alcoholic in the lovely town of Cambridge. There isn't much to do. I sometimes venture to the so called nite club Shakers. That place can kill a buzz like no other.
Mixed with the ugly reality that there are not many attractive women in this town and it has the world's worst DJ, it makes it tough to have a good night out. I hope the Shaker's DJ reads this. If he does, I would like to say you suck. Play good music consistently. I think I speak for everyone when I say one good song followed by two crappy songs is no way to be a good DJ. Besides that, he plays the same songs at least twice in less than an hour. I can only listen to the Cha-Cha slide once in a night let alone twice in less than twenty minutes. Lastly...Ladies, I am a 6 foot 6 inch tall, 280 pound man. Don't act like I don't exist. It is hard to miss me.
Please don't pretend I am not saying hi or being nice to you. Chances are, I have already realized that I have absolutely no chance whatsoever with you, but I am being polite. Again, I am not invisible and please don't treat me that way. This is the Fence signing off. 
