  Here's a little dialogue for ya... &nbsp; 1: What the hell? What’s going on? 2: (waking up) What are you talking about? 1: Why is it doing this? 2: Doing what? 1: Can’t you feel that?
It’s shaking all over the place. 2: Why the hell are you slowing down? I want to get home, I’m fuckin’ tired. 1: I’ve got it all the way to the floor and it’s not doing a damn thing. What the&nbsp;hell's wrong with it? 1: Shit, the orange light just came on.
2: What are you talkin’ about? 1: I’m telling you the orange light just came on. 2: You didn’t stop to get gas, what the hell is wrong with you, man? 1: Fuck you! We’re out in the middle of nowhere, I can’t see a god-damn light around for miles, and you were supposed to stay awake and tell me where to get off. How the hell am I supposed to know what’s goin’ on.
All I know is that we’re on “E”. 2: Come on man, quit playin’. 1: Do I look like I'm&nbsp;playin'? 2: Just punch it man…punch it! 1: Dude, are you fucking stupid? We ran out of gas.
We aren’t going anywhere! 2: Where the&nbsp;hell are we? 1: I just saw a sign that said it was 60 miles to the city. 2: What! Are you fucking kidding me, man? 1: You didn’t tell me where to get off, genius.
2: You passed our exit over an hour ago! Man, you’re&nbsp;incredible…. 20 minutes later… 1: Why is nobody coming? This is America, there’s always somebody on the highway. 2: This is Texas, and trust me, you don’t want whoever is out on this highway at this time of night to stop and help us. We would be better off walking back to the city.
1: Well then, what the hell are we waiting for? 2: Forget it, let’s just go to sleep and somebody will come get us in the morning. 1: Fuck that man! I’m not going to sleep on the side of the road in the middle of “Texas Chainsaw” land. 2: Hey, you see those lights off in the distance? 1: Yeah, but that’s like five miles away.
2: It’s more like two, and we have no other choice. You wanna sit here and wait for some psycho to come knocking on our window with a chainsaw? 1: Fine, but he’s coming with, he’s the biggest one of us and if somebody tries to mess with us, he’ll beat the shit out of ‘em. 2: Yo, wake up! Get up! We have to walk a couple of miles up the road and see if we can get some help.
1: Hey man, get your ass up! 3: (Waking up and pissed off) Will you please shut the fuck up! I’m drunk as hell, and unless you want me to throw up all over your car, I would stop talking…right now! 1: Dude, in case you haven’t noticed, we broke down in the middle of&nbsp;no where. If we stay in the car somebody’s gonna come along and kill us. 3: Whatever man, I don’t give a damn.
Just lock the doors and leave me the fuck alone, I ain’t walking no where. 1: God! The one time we really need him and he decides to be a lazy prick. How did this shit happen? Shit like this only happens in the movies. We’re gonna die out here tonight.
2: Shut up, let’s go! 15 minutes later… 2: I think that’s an exit up there, isn’t it? 1: I don’t know, but I’m sure as hell not going down that road. 2: That’s where that light is coming from. 1: Dude, there could be crazy&nbsp;people in that place, doing god knows what, to god knows who. 2: You think I want to walk down that dark-ass road to some barn in the middle of&nbsp;nowhere?
What choice do we have? 1: You crazy son of a bitch. If I die it’s your fault. 2: Fine, whatever. Moments later… 2: Hey, do you hear that? 1: Yeah, it sounds like a steel saw or something like that.
Dude, they’re chopping up dead bodies in there. I’m getting the fuck out of here. 2: Quit being a pussy! It’s probably just some people working the late shift. 1: They could be sawing up dead bodies in that place. Are you out of your god-damn mind?
Let’s get the fuck out of here! 2: Fine, then you go back and I’ll get some help. 1: You prick, I knew you were gonna play that card. Approaching the barn…. 1: Hey, do you hear voices? 2: Yeah, but what the hell are they saying.
1: I don’t know, I can’t understand a god-damn word they’re saying. 2: Do they even speak English? 1: I don’t know…listen. 2: Man this place must be like a steel mill or something. Look at all the heavy equipment, perfect for cuttin’ up bodies. 1: That shit’s not funny right now man.
2: They don’t speak English…we’re totally screwed. We ran out of gas in the middle of fucking nowhere, and now we’ve managed to find a barn with people actually working, but nobody speaks English. This is as bad as it gets, man. It doesn’t get any worse than this. 1: How the hell are we going to tell them that we ran out of gas and need a ride to the gas station? 2: How the hell should I know.
1: Wait, what did he say? 2: Man, do I speak Spanish? 1: (signalling with hands) Our car broke down. We ran out of gas. Can you give us a ride? No, to the gas station.
You can? Thank God! Wait, I can’t understand you. You want us to wait here? For how long? 2: What the hell is he trying to say?
I ain’t waitin’ here man, no fuckin’ way. 1: Shut up! You were acting all tough just a second ago. 1: Are you serious? We have to wait here until 5 am? Fuck it… 1: Son of a bitch!
Damn it man, this is your fault. If you would’ve just stayed awake like I told you, I wouldn’t have missed the exit and we would be sleeping at your house right now. 2: Fuck you! You’re the genius who missed the exit we were supposed to take. 1: You don’t have to worry about the “Texas Chainsaw” guy, ‘cause when we get back to your house, I’m gonna kill you myself! 2: Man, you’re a prick… 1: (laughing) This has been one hell of a night. 
