  A guest thought from the sicker and more twisted than mine mind of Mario... I don't normally get the chance to ride the NYC subway during the week. Considering that I live/work in NJ there is little call for it unless I happen to wander in for an occasion. This occasion was my first trip to Yankee Stadium! I had won some free tickets from work. They weren't great seats (bleacher), but free is free.
So I was taking the 'D' train up to the stadium. The car was fairly packed with quite a variety of people: the well dressed ladies and gentlemen in business suits, the odd construction worker, and some random kids, but mostly people going up to the Bronx to watch their beloved Yankees. I have to say that it is absolutely amazing what people will talk about while riding the sub way. On my left were two girls. I'd guess 12-14 or so. I wasn't paying much attention to what they were going on and on about until a couple of words caught my attention... "When I was pregnant my t*ts got so, f***in' big".
I looked up from staring at the floor and made eye contact with the woman sitting next to them (early 30's, big green eyes, freckles, almost your typical red head... except she was tan). I got the most desperate look of horror and a plea of help from this woman. I just looked at her and shrugged. For another 60 or so streets (on the local this seems like forever! ) these two girls went on discussing rather explicit details about their sex lives. Who they were "bangin'" etc.
I couldn't believe that these two girls were going on and on like this on the train! Sounded like they were giving out more rides than the MTA! The woman sitting next to them looked absolutely appalled. Finally, these girls got off the train with a whole gaggle of people a few stops before the stadium. The woman’s friend moved over and sat next to her. She had the biggest look of relief on her face to be sitting next to someone with a little bit of sanity!
So we make it to Yankee stadium... FYI bleacher seats are ~$8, Hot dogs are $1, pretzels are ~$1.25, coke is $1. Not so bad for sitting on a hard piece of extruded aluminum for 7 innings. That’s right just seven innings.. Yankee's were getting spanked (glee for a Mets fan to watch the droves of Yankee faith full belittle the highest paid team in baseball), so we decided to leave before the rest of the stadium - to avoid being jammed onto the sub way. So back onto the train... Staring at the floor. I noticed this guys shoes. Very unusual.
Looks like alligator or snake skin. Then I noticed this guys has cream colored plaid pants on. Bizarre.... So I finally glance up and take a look at this guy. Sort of well dressed, but sleazy at the same time. I also noticed the two women (girls?
) sitting next to him. Neither one of them was really attractive, but overly done up and sort of scantily clad. Two completely different body types. One was very skinny; almost anorexic in appearance, like a toothpick with a wig and excessive makeup on. The other was sort of plump and curvy. I'm thinking -- is this dude pimpin'??
No way they are going out. I glanced at my watch. 9:50. A bit early to be going out. This dude has got to be pimpin'!!! They get off the train in the low 100's.. NYC is a very strange town..
In a day you can see just about everything: Penn Station, MSG, Steinbrenner's money making empire, subway rats, and pools of water you can't help but wonder were they came from. You get to see all kinds of people too: everything from business people right down to the oldest profession in the world, with a rather large helping of your average John and Jane Doe in the middle, with a few modern day hippies thrown in for good measure. Guest QOTD from J.T. - "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage. " - Andy Rooney Hope you don't have a case of the "Mondays", Dave/Milhouse, BA 
