  First things first, I insulted one of my faithful followers yesterday by forgetting to mention his birthday as well... so, happy belated birthday, Rich. Today, on the other hand, is an all new day where we will honor and celebrate the birthday of Sean Ryan... happy birthday, buddy... and congratulations are in order since he will be moving into a new house on Friday which, using his superior architectural skills, he designed.
On to the real stuff, baby - I just read that an English man has been sent to jail for 5 years for possessing an illegal firearm. Supposedly, this guy was carrying a sawed-off shotgun in his pants and on his way back to the pub to finish his argument with a friend of his which he had over 15 pints of beer, when the gun accidentally went off shooting his testicles. I don't buy it... I know what really happened. I think he wanted to shoot off his testicles. I attended the Prince concert last night at Madison Square Garden and you should have seen how crazy the ladies wooed him every time he'd raise his voice an octave.
Women love men who can hit the high notes. This guy surely can hit those notes now. Too bad he'll only impress his cell mate with that skill. QOTD - "I like Emeril Lagasse. He cooks with lots of pork fat. Pork fat is good" - Noal Goldfarb - a true American pork fat lover Dave/Milhouse, BA 
