  EVERYBODY!  f* ing put down that crack pipe and listen to this.  i would like to dedicate this next post to my friend melina.  she has somehow gotten the impression that i'm a f* ing dating service,
 and her slave.  and i am both of those things,  mind you.  melina is pretty close to being the funniest mutherhumper that i know on the planet,  and she doesn't even have to hump muthers to do it.  HOLY SHIT SHE IS FUNNY.
 really.  one time her mom found her vibrator,  she told her mom it was a foot massager,  and her mom BELIEVED IT.  melina is mexican.  she is also really girlie,
 and uses really good lip stuff/ balm/ shiny stuff/ grease.  she doesn't have herpes ( i ask her every time i need to use her lipstuff)
 she will send you really dirty,  nasty text messages and sexually explicit voicemails in the middle of the night.  i can only aspire to make out with the melina.  but she doesn't generally love the ladies ( however,  i have seen her have "
eye sex"  with a number of her female friends)  i think she likes men who are well- hung,  and have muscles.  speaking spanish would be a plus for you,
 so you know what the hell she is yelling at you.  we had a chat this evening,  and here is some of how it all went down:  BLoOKunGFOo ( 12: 47:
46 AM)  HEY!  HEYYYY BLoOKunGFOo ( 12: 47: 51 AM)
 this is mayaa AztcMexicana ( 12: 47: 56 AM)  ohmigoodnes AztcMexicana ( 12:
48: 01 AM)  what is up?  BLoOKunGFOo ( 12: 48:
02 AM)  what the fuck is up AztcMexicana ( 12: 48: 06 AM)  dont curse =
 AztcMexicana ( 12: 51: 52 AM)  i have diarehhia BLoOKunGFOo ( 12:
51: 56 AM)  nice AztcMexicana ( 12: 51: 57 AM)
 il be right back BLoOKunGFOo ( 12: 52: 01 AM)  SWEET BLoOKunGFOo ( 12:
52: 02 AM)  that's hot AztcMexicana ( 12: 57: 36 AM)
 youre weird an di love you for that BLoOKunGFOo ( 12: 57: 51 AM)  awww. how goddamn sweet,
 goddmnit BLoOKunGFOo ( 12: 58: 00 AM)  did you plug it?  BLoOKunGFOo (
12: 58: 03 AM)  the poop hole = edit)  BLoOKunGFOo (
1: 02: 57 AM)  i wanna hang out before i move to az SUCKAAAAAA BLoOKunGFOo ( 1: 03:
14 AM)  you have no choice in this matter.  i decided for you AztcMexicana ( 1: 03: 25 AM)
 awesome very masculine of you BLoOKunGFOo ( 1: 03: 27 AM)  i move sept 25th AztcMexicana ( 1:
03: 31 AM)  i lke being on the bottom BLoOKunGFOo ( 1: 03: 34 AM)
 YES AztcMexicana ( 1: 03: 35 AM)  awwwwwwwwwwwww BLoOKunGFOo ( 1:
03: 38 AM)  that's awesome AztcMexicana ( 1: 04: 43 AM)
 when do you come back from az BLoOKunGFOo ( 1: 04: 52 AM)  um,  whenever it gets warm here BLoOKunGFOo (
1: 05: 03 AM)  april may AztcMexicana ( 1: 05:
04 AM)  so in late june?  BLoOKunGFOo ( 1: 05: 06 AM)
 HA BLoOKunGFOo ( 1: 05: 11 AM)  i have no idea = edit)
 BLoOKunGFOo ( 1: 05: 51 AM)  are you depressed?  AztcMexicana (
1: 05: 56 AM)  no why?  BLoOKunGFOo ( 1:
06: 01 AM)  i was just asking AztcMexicana ( 1: 06: 06 AM)
 loser BLoOKunGFOo ( 1: 06: 10 AM)  F U AztcMexicana ( 1:
06: 13 AM)  dont ask people that BLoOKunGFOo ( 1: 06: 17 AM)
 why?  BLoOKunGFOo ( 1: 06: 25 AM)  you are depressed AztcMexicana (
1: 06: 26 AM)  it makes them question themselves in odd ways = edit)  BLoOKunGFOo (
1: 07: 42 AM)  are you looking at porn?  AztcMexicana ( 1:
07: 54 AM)  yes and no BLoOKunGFOo ( 1: 07: 58 AM)
 sweet BLoOKunGFOo ( 1: 08: 05 AM)  are they naked pictures of my mom?  AztcMexicana (
1: 08: 09 AM)  you ass AztcMexicana ( 1: 08:
10 AM)  no BLoOKunGFOo ( 1: 08: 36 AM)  maybe i'll scan my vagina and put it on mah blog AztcMexicana (
1: 09: 08 AM)  cool AztcMexicana ( 1: 09:
19 AM)  can you make a shout out to me on your blog?  BLoOKunGFOo ( 1: 09: 25 AM)
 TOTALLY AztcMexicana ( 1: 09: 27 AM)  i would really appreciate it AztcMexicana ( 1:
09: 37 AM)  and mention that im single = edit)  BLoOKunGFOo ( 1:
12: 43 AM)  when i give you this shout- out,  can i mention the time your mom found your umm,  hair dryer or whatever you said BLoOKunGFOo (
1: 12: 59 AM)  foot massager. yeah,  thaz right AztcMexicana (
1: 13: 04 AM)  right BLoOKunGFOo ( 1: 13:
06 AM)  okay BLoOKunGFOo ( 1: 13: 10 AM)  can i mention that?
 AztcMexicana ( 1: 13: 39 AM)  go for it =  (
 fin )  urlLink & nbsp;  urlLink * click on picture to enlarge*  melina is shown here rocking a pink one of those J.
LO WANNABE JUMP SUITS ( j. lo's a puerto rican,  you mexican)  she is also shown here displaying her diversity when it comes to her selection of friends. AAAWWWWwww.
LOoOOk. there's a picture of me on her bulletin board.
