  dude, you know whats so fucken gnarly ?! when we were all having lunch on test day at antipastos ( which was TRES BON btw ) i found out that that jacobs mom is KRISTA ! my former EVA coach! how gnarly is that?! shes prettier than i remembered...damn her! she definately qualifies as a milf bc she is THAT beautiful....no wonder jacob is so damn cute! hes only 3! geebus i love that kid. hes so cute i could just eat him with a spooon ah! 
