  Right. So, This morning, I went and helped out David and his grandfather put a lot of furniture and stuff in a Uhaul that is going to be taken and sold for his grandfather's organization, NAMI.
I got paid twenty bucks too, not bad. Then, David came back to my place and we played videogames for about an hour before getting bored, so we decide to call up Jon and Pat. Well we reach pat, and he arrives at my house. Soon afterwards we reach Jon, so we decide to walk down to Burger King and pick up Jon on the way, since his house is, well, on the way.
On the way there, Pat was yelling something about wanting crack, and some little girl in a car was flirting with us. Creepy, yet strangely satisfying. The real reason we went to BK is that we wanted to see if Pat would throw up again, and to a certain extent he did, but it was just a fry.
David almost threw up, and Jon managed to keep all his food down. Pat took all the little stickers off our food and scratched them to see if we won anything, and we did. A pie, and a few other things. Each time he scratched a winner, he yelled out in a really high pitched loud voice "I win! " The first time, someone about to order turns around and says "What the fuck was that? " Pat did it two more times too.
It was great. I'm surprised we didn't get kicked out. After we were finished eating, we walked around the Park and Shop for a while trying to come up with something to do. Mainly, we were just making a lot of noise. Well on our little stroll, we found a shopping cart. Pat gets in first, but he doesn't allow himself to get pushed very far before jumping out. Then it was my turn.
(David and Jon were too big, so they didn't do it) So pat ends up pushing me up to a pretty fast speed, hoping I hit a curb and bail out. I few by a couple of asian people working for the asian resturant while wearing a BK crown hat. They just stared. After slowing down enough to get out without hitting a curb, I had to chase the rest of them down, as they tried to ditch me. Bastards. Then pat comes up with the idea to get a bunch of BK crowns and hand them out in McDonalds. So, we go back and get hats. But right before we get there, David asked if we were really going to go through with it, and everyone wimped out.
I would have done it, but not alone. So then we decide to hand them out to people by Brenden. Well that doesn't happen either, since it was just a stupid idea. Instead, we decorated someones Beetle with it in the parking structure. Two on the top, one on either side mirror, one on the back, and one on the bumper. It looked so ridiculous when we were finished. As we leave, a cop car rolls by, and that was kinda funny in a creepy way, since we were all wearing a BK crown.
We walked to my house from there, yelling at passing cars and some guy across the street. Once we got back to my house, my mother tells me that I accidentally locked her out of the house when we went to get Jon. She had to knock out a lock with a sledgehammer to get inside. If it had happened to anyone else, This would have been funny, but I felt bad.
After I laughed. Hehe... So then we tell Pat to go outside and we attack him with Gold Bond powder. Maybe I should take a bit of time to explain the Gold Bond Powder, which from here on out, will be referred to as GBP. One day while David was over, I sprayed him with it. He ran away and tried to lock himself in the bathroom, but I was able to get my hand in the door and sprayed blindly. Sprayed blindly right up his nose. It got in his nose, mouth, eyes and all over his face and shirt. He couldn't breathe, all he could taste was that crap, and we was surrounded by a dust cloud that takes about an hour to settle completely.
It was fucking hilarious, but when I sprayed it, he swung the door open and the cloud launched at me too. So we were both coughing, but he got it a lot worse than I did. So then another time later, Jon and David were both in my room. Not like that. Sicko. Anyway, David give me the GBP and motions to Jon. So I do what I was asked and spray him.
well it ends up going everywhere, including me, my room, and Jon. Then Jon gets David into a headlock, so I spray him with it. Again, David got it worse. Well my room did, but David got it worst of the people. So now when we lure Pat outside, it was past ten, and farily dark. He got fucked up. I start it, and blind him with it, then David wants a turn, and starts spraying the shit out of him.
Then I get it back and while Pat is on the ground screaming and rubbing his eyes, spray him some more. This is when Jon and David go inside and lock me and Pat outside. Well I think I'm going to get my ass beat, but Pat has no idea whats going on, because he literally can't see. So I run to the front of the hosue and go in that way, while Pat is stumbling around the backyard running into stuff and apologizing to the people he only thinks are there.
Then, everyone went home. Joyriding in a shopping cart is fucking fun. Having the banana phone stuck in your head isn't. 
