  I fully admit it. My atheistic bent has limited my capacity for seeing good in the world, and my materialism is worthless without some modicum of faith that everything will work out according to a higher plan. America is by far the greatest country in the world, and the person who leads it was elected by the greatest people in the world. He has been and will continue to be guided by divine providence. He has set an example for all future leaders to follow, punishing the wicked, liberating the oppressed, and bringing justice and democracy to the poor wretches who need it most. The world will be glorious in the days to come, with other countries following our lead, and uniting to abolish tyrrany in all its forms throughout the world.
Soon North Korea will fall, and their people will no longer go hungry. China will transform from within, with our encouragement, becoming a bountiful capitalist society, and conquering its hidden social demons. Iran is already on a path to enlightenment, and through subtle coaxing we will be able to help their fledgling popular theocracy bloom, establishing a new paradigm and world order for how society and government should be run.
Afghanistan and Iraq, previously the two most troubled nations, are now two of the brightess nations with endless potential. They will be a beacon for&nbsp;Middle-Easterners everywhere,&nbsp;demonstrating the joys and benefits of democracy and freedom. It will truely be a marvelous world! Except for those damn secular socialists in Europe, but we will *deal* with them later. God bless us, everyone (except those vile sinning homos)! 
