  So I come in from work this afternoon. For a recap of how I was feeling check my below post. I plan an afternoon of relaxation. With eating dinner, napping, and watching tv on the agenda. 6:30pm: I crash on the couch. 7:30pm: Sound asleep.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Here's the conversation: ME: Hello Mom's Annoying Friend (MAF): Hi Jamie! It's Mrs. X ME: (Not awake) Oh hey, how are you? MAF: Great, thanks. How's the family? ME: (Still not awake) Everyone's great... MAF: Well fantastic. Hey listen, could you do me a favor? ME: Sure, what's up? MAF: Well Mr. X needs surgery on his back and I called the blah-blah health department and supposedly the doctor we're wanting to use has had 12 malpractice lawsuits against him since 1995. ME: (Totally not interested) Really? MAF: Yes, and so I was wondering if you could look up this website...she rattles off some long ass address...and see what the suits are over? ME: (Nowhere near a pen or piece of paper) Sure, I got that address and I'll look it up and call you back.
MAF: His name is ::insert the most foreign name you've heard:: ME: Okay, great, I wrote that down. I'll call you back shortly. MAF: Wonderful. Talk to you soon darling. Eff. I fall back on the couch and wake up at 9:45pm. I jump up and run to my computer, trying to remember all the stupid information she told me. I start to panic because I can't find one single document about him.
Turns out she spelled his name wrong. But of course. I finally stop searcing at 9:55pm because I'm scared her and said husband have went to bed. I call her and half way make up what I found. I pray this will be a short phone call, to no avail. I am finally released at 10:15. People, it's called an internet connection...look into it. Music Playing: Unhappy ~ Outkast 
