  To the tune of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" Is this the real life? Is it just fantasy? Caught in my schoolwork No escape from my study Open your books Page 22 And see... I'm just a poor dude Void of all meriting 'Cause from class I would go Before&nbsp;the teacher Told me so Anytime the bell rings Doesn't really affect... Affect me... Teacher I just lost my work Put the mouse up just to save Power's gone, and now I rave Teacher 40 pages done But now I've gone and&nbsp;lost it anyway Teacher, ooooo...
Didn't meet the deadline I'll be up until this time tomorrow Cramming on, cramming on Learning subject matter Too bad My paper's gone Four-thousand fifty lines Carpal tunnel wrist I find Goodbye to my studies I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind My brain's now&nbsp;poo Teacher, oooo I don't wanna lie Sometimes I wish hadn't been given that study hall I see the little contents of a study Is that it? Is that it?
Can't you do any better? C's and D's lurking Very, very irking Galileo, Galileo Galileo, Galilieo Or Einstein I am not I'm just a poor dude, Nobody needs me He's just a poor punk From Room Two Oh Three His backpack ain't light It's a monstrosity All my grades All time lows Lazy, I suppose I'll say so! Don't say so! He's failing! So what if he's failing!? I'll say so! Don't say so! Will not let you fail! Let you fail! Will not let you fail! Let you fail! Will not let you fail! Cafeteria mysteria Meatloaf! His algebra has become way to difficult For me For me For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (insert guitar solo) So you think that I know 3.14 equal pi?
So you think I'll remember all these dead guys? Oh, maybe Sometime I just maybe I guess I'm too loud Cuz the office is two doors from here Nothing's really staying Not inside my brain I guess I'll be a bum Living on the system 'Til I'm fourty&nbsp; Guess what? I really wrote this by myself! Cool, huh?&nbsp; 
