  You know those anti-drug commercials on TV where the kids like, go to get their stash of pot and all the pot is gone and instead theres a note from their mom?
yeah, my mom has taken those commercials to heart. she found a bunch of my thongs, cut them up, and left them there along with a note that said "LYING DOESN'T PAY......." NEWS -FLASH MOM: THONGS ARENT DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was actaully really funny, in an extremely annoying way. this is like, the 5th time shes cut up my underwear. its getting ridiculous. thank god im only home for 5 more weeks. 5 WEEKS!!!!! ! 
