  Me:  everything is hotter when the sun goes down.  Lissa:  no,  its hotter when the sun is up!  Carolyn:
 that's not what she was talking about,  melissa.  Jennagirl39:  STEPHY POOP!  MiSsKiSsY359:  that guy is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot Jennagirl39:
 lol yeah Jennagirl39:  you like those weird europeans MiSsKiSsY359:  i know!  MiSsKiSsY359:  oliver james!  MiSsKiSsY359:
 yummy!  MiSsKiSsY359:  mmmmmm- mmmmmm good MiSsKiSsY359:  where r ur parents?  Jennagirl39:
 thursday MiSsKiSsY359:  i missed u!  MiSsKiSsY359:  lol N0 H0L3:  lol N0 H0L3:  i missed u 2!
 SeXyPeNgWiNs59:  hi snugglepuss!  rel:  * holding water pistol*  i've got a gun and i'm afraid to use it!
 Me:  Yeah,  there's food in the house because I went grocery shopping.  Lizzie:  Uh,  Steph?
 Have you even been to the grocery store before?  Me:  I love you!  * Brett Farve*  Melissa:
 Steph,  he has a wife!  Me:  So what!  Everyone knows that men always want the sexy young thing!  Mom:
 Johnny Depp is gay!  Me:  MOM!  HE IS NOT!  Mom:  He is!
 He swishes!  Me:  Mom,  he's a pirate.  He's just distrustful.  Dad:
 No,  your mother's right.  He's gay.  Me:  HE IS NOT!  I LOVE HIM!
 Mom:  What does his wife say about that?  Me:  I DON'T CARE!  Mom:  No,
 Stephanie,  he's gay.  Me:  How do you know?  Mom:  Everyone knows all the actors are gay nowadays.
 Me:  MOOOM!  Maggie:  We're making babies!  Me:  It's a girl!
 Maggie:  What should we name it?  Me:  Yemen!  Maggie:  Yemen's dead!
 Me:  But she's really cute!  Maggie:  And pink!  Me:  Rocket licked the cheese.
 And then dad was mad and was like,  'grr' and Rocket was like 'Can I have cheese? ' and dad was like,  'Down! ' and Rocket was like,  'Cheeeeese.
' Mom:  Wow.  Me:  Mom,  can we get a penguin?  it could live in the freezer!
 Mom:  Yeah,  and then it could shit all over the floor!  Me:  I love country music!  Justin:
 People listen to country music when they want to die!  Me:  I love you Lizzie.  Lizzie:  Uh.  Me:
 I love you Lizzie!  Lizzie:  OK.  Me:  I LOVE YOU LIZZIE!  Lizzie:
 I love you,  too?  Me:  I love you Kelley!  Kelley:  I love you too.
 Me:  I love you Kris!  Kris:  I love you too.  Me:  I love you Nishan!
 Nishan:  I love you too.  Me:  I love you Danny!  Danny:  Uh.
 Nishan:  Don't you love Steph?  Danny:  I love you too,  Steph.  Jennagirl39 (
8: 59: 39 PM)  steph,  you are the nicest,  sweetest girl i have ever met.
 i mean this with all my heart.  your honest and true,  your definitely not fake or false.  you are so loving and giving and honest and blah im rambling.  but i love you to BITS AND PIECES.  i know your going through a hard time or whatever.
 but just now,  ppl look up to you and ppl do LOVE YOU TONS!  !  thanks for being there for me.  :  DeMoNDoDoBiRd:
 i actually have friends who dont think im psycho DeMoNDoDoBiRd:  arent u proud!  anything4949:  WOW!  anything4949:  can i borrow them sometime anything4949 (
8: 43: 40 PM)  ME nd STEPH LIKE FLIRTING iluvbrettsbutt ( 8: 43:
43 PM)  yes iluvbrettsbutt ( 8: 43: 50 PM)  we have decided that its flirtalicious Employee:
 Would the girls who used lanes five and six please put away there balls!  Pinkkygurl23:  so i bet skool is really good cus its with steph Pinkkygurl23:  shes awesome FireSkater07:  yea Mom:  I'm scared for when you guys are old enough to drink,
 because you're crazy as shit already!  anything4949 ( 8: 44: 47 PM)  YOU GUYS IM GONNA GO START FINDING NEMO froggirlNG (
8: 49: 25 PM)  all i neeed is a hair dryer and some condoms froggirlNG ( 8: 49:
27 PM)  lol anything4949 ( 8: 49: 27 PM)  MAKE OUT WITH RANDOM SPANISH GUYS anything4949 (
8: 52: 35 PM)  BOYS IN GENERAL ARE CONFUSEING FireSkater07 ( 8: 52:
43 PM)  you think we are confusing?  FireSkater07 ( 8: 52: 51 PM)
 try to understand women!  iluvbrettsbutt ( 8: 53: 57 PM)  "
is ur dad here?  " i dont know"  " go looK!  "
i dont wanna!  u go!  iluvbrettsbutt ( 8: 54: 02 PM)
 " im not going outside!  iluvbrettsbutt ( 8: 54: 06 PM)
 " me either"  iluvbrettsbutt ( 8: 54: 07 PM)
 haha iluvbrettsbutt ( 8: 54: 14 PM)  * jump in car,
 duck and lock doors*  anything4949 ( 8: 54: 58 PM)  STEPH:
 SHUT UP PLEASAE N- O- W iluvbrettsbutt ( 8: 55: 03 PM)
 HAHAHAHA anything4949 ( 8: 55: 05 PM)  THAT WAS THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER iluvbrettsbutt ( 9:
17: 21 PM)  hey sexy Cooldude8243 ( 9: 17: 22 PM)
 hey anything4949 ( 9: 17: 25 PM)  hey mike Cooldude8243 ( 9:
17: 29 PM)  hey iluvbrettsbutt ( 9: 17: 35 PM)
 wuts ur fantasy?  Cooldude8243 ( 9: 17: 36 PM)  who the other peep?
 anything4949 ( 9: 17: 46 PM)  shes crazy dont listen to her iluvbrettsbutt ( 9:
24: 28 PM)  FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Super Toast9889 ( 9: 24: 33 PM)
 monkeys iluvbrettsbutt ( 9: 24: 38 PM)  ezzacly iluvbrettsbutt ( 9:
26: 53 PM)  so sexy,  when u laugh ur ass off,  where does it go?  anything4949 (
9: 27: 05 PM)  it goes to the sexy bathroom anything4949 ( 9: 27:
08 PM)  to take a shit Super Toast9889 ( 9: 27: 09 PM)  i dont have an ass anything4949 (
9: 27: 13 PM)  hahaha iluvbrettsbutt ( 9: 27:
16 PM)  hehe Super Toast9889 ( 9: 27: 17 PM)  i sold it 4 cheese iluvbrettsbutt (
9: 27: 19 PM)  aww iluvbrettsbutt ( 9: 27:
25 PM)  :  i bet it feels neglected now anything4949 ( 9: 27: 32 PM)
 thats hilariouse Super Toast9889 ( 9: 32: 55 PM)  then what ru?  iluvbrettsbutt (
9: 33: 01 PM)  im crazy!  Super Toast9889 ( 9:
33: 43 PM)  if u want 2 be iluvbrettsbutt ( 9: 33: 47 PM)
 yep yep Super Toast9889 ( 9: 33: 49 PM)  i c no problem wit dat iluvbrettsbutt ( 9:
33: 55 PM)  otherwise life is boring!  Super Toast9889 ( 9: 34:
18 PM)  yes!  iluvbrettsbutt ( 9: 34: 22 PM)
 hehe Super Toast9889 ( 9: 34: 24 PM)  that is totally true iluvbrettsbutt ( 9:
34: 27 PM)  i know!  Super Toast9889 ( 9: 34:
29 PM)  ppl dont understand that iluvbrettsbutt ( 9: 34: 33 PM)  i know1q iluvbrettsbutt (
9: 34: 34 PM)  !  iluvbrettsbutt ( 9:
34: 54 PM)  every1s like y r u so insane?  n im like whats the fun in bein normal?  Super Toast9889 ( 9:
35: 05 PM)  4SHO@  anything4949 ( 8: 03:
02 PM)  ive been mortally wounded!  iluvbrettsbutt ( 8: 03: 12 PM)
 y?  anything4949 ( 8: 03: 50 PM)  my razor decided its true calling was to be a crocadile and in the middle of me shaving it turned into a crocadile and bit my leg off and now im going to die from blood loss!
 anything4949 ( 8: 16: 31 PM)  i was doing history and this guy named rob was siting there anything4949 ( 8:
16: 38 PM)  and im like and th answer is. pooop!  anything4949 ( 8:
16: 42 PM)  and he looks at me anything4949 ( 8: 16: 50 PM)
 and hes thinking omfg whats wrong with this person!  anything4949 ( 9: 12: 54 PM)  im slipping into love with alex anything4949 (
9: 12: 56 PM)  stop me iluvbrettsbutt ( 9: 12:
56 PM)  aww iluvbrettsbutt ( 9: 12: 58 PM)  jess!
 ZeOceanGoddess ( 9: 13: 22 PM)  eat a cucumber and you'll stop abruptly iluvbrettsbutt ( 9:
21: 45 PM)  i love u matt!  N0 H0L3 ( 9: 21:
49 PM)  :  iluvbrettsbutt ( 9: 21: 49 PM)
 u rock my world!  ;  N0 H0L3 ( 9: 21: 54 PM)
 i luv u to iluvbrettsbutt ( 8: 26: 58 PM)  i feel so neglected!  :
 anything4949 ( 8: 27: 05 PM)  i love you baby iluvbrettsbutt ( 8:
38: 29 PM)  BOK BOK CHICKEN BOK CHICKEN Jennagirl39 ( 8: 39: 18 PM)
 guess what Jennagirl39 ( 8: 39: 19 PM)  my gpa is iluvbrettsbutt ( 8:
39: 25 PM)  in his pjs?  ANYTHING4949:  steph ANYTHING4949:  stop cyberin wit charlie ANYTHING4949:
 i know hes hot ANYTHING4949:  but please ANYTHING4949:  hes like your bro ANYTHING4949:  > o> o>
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o> o> o> o an army of killer faces JezebellianDuck:  AHH JezebellianDuck:  RUN AWAY ANYTHING4949:
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P now thy trying to lick you JezebellianDuck:  EEK JezebellianDuck:  GET AWAY ANYTHING4949:  :  and kiss you JezebellianDuck:  UNSANITARY HARRASSMENT JezebellianDuck:
 THEY HAVE COOTIES ANYTHING4949:  no ANYTHING4949:  theyre all girls ANYTHING4949:  theyre lesbian JezebellianDuck:  AH JezebellianDuck:  LESBOS!
 Jenna:  He unsuccessfully failed.  Jessi:  Look!  He’ s pooping.
 Pooping out the front.  Patrick:  Look,  Jenna!  Cows!  Why don't we wave to them?
 Jessi:  Poop x Y =  poopy.  Jessi:  Matthew has 2. 4.
6. 8. 10 boobs!  Jessi:  Matthew,  in the future,
 when you’ re trying to spit your gum out,  make sure the window is open,  OK?  Jessi:  Steph,
 be careful!  She’ s masturbating!  Patrick:  I forgot to put on deodorant.  I ran out of deodorant two years ago.
 Patrick:  I’ ve got gas.  I’ ve been bubbly all day.  Bubbly out the rear,
 of course.  I wonder if the light turns on.  And then God said “ Gesundheit!  Lily:  Steph,
 are you awake?  Me:  No.  Jessi:  Sometimes. it.
um. I just get hyper,  and other times— don’ t molest me! I just.
I just- she’ s molesting me! I just poop,  OK?  You gotta understand that.
 Patrick:  I don’ t mean to be crazy.  It just happens.  ANYTHING4949:  mr brant i slike nOhOl3:
 i'm older than all y'all bitches nOhOl3:  and taller nOhOl3:  :  JezebellianDuck:  shuddup ANYTHING4949:  "
e;  lean in nathans shoulder" e;  ANYTHING4949:  and im like his shoulder is way up there!  JezebellianDuck:
 hahahaha ANYTHING4949:  hes like ANYTHING4949:  ok fine biceps ANYTHING4949: bicepts JezebellianDuck:  that was funny ANYTHING4949:  bisomething or other JezebellianDuck:
 biceps*  JezebellianDuck:  OMG,  MATTHEW WAS LIKE " WE HAVE TO DESPILLERYTIZE THAT FLOOR"  IT WAS SO CUTE ANYTHING4949:
 ohhhhh ANYTHING4949:  i love him hes adorible nOhOl3:  must you talk in such big letters?  JezebellianDuck:  MY FUCKING FINGER HURTS Nothingroxmysox:  ok know im sorta scared ANYTHING4949:
 see now steph is back hauntingpeeves2:  whose the most mature here?  ANYTHING4949:  lolx JezebellianDuck:  ANAL SEX WIT FISH ANYTHING4949:  lol ANYTHING4949:
 not her JezebellianDuck:  MY GOD DAMN FINGER HURTS nOhOl3:  time to get revenge ANYTHING4949:  there ya are JezebellianDuck:  on my finger?  nOhOl3:
 haha nOhOl3:  no on jessi gnawonkitties:  dfgdfjdjjkurejre'rdh gnawonkitties:  ' gnawonkitties:  drth gnawonkitties:  dfh gnawonkitties:
 dtrh gnawonkitties:  erh gnawonkitties:  er gnawonkitties:  * pulls out hair gnawonkitties:  *
 Jennagirl39:  relax,  deary Pinkkygurl23:  ruben is sooo gross i asked him wut he did today and he said masturbated gnawonkitties:  hahahahahahaha gnawonkitties:  i mean,
 ew Me:  Is that you snoring like an old geezer?  Jennagirl39:  love ya. in a.  gnawonkitties:
 JESSFREAKA anything4949 has left the room Jennagirl39:  jenna loves jessi kinda way Me:  Patrick!  Could you just think to yourself please!  Patrick:  Charlie,
 are you naked?  Good,  because that would just be weird.  gnawonkitties:  im hyper. i was just at the state fair M x D u o:
 were u on a stick?  gnawonkitties:  yeppers gnawonkitties:  steph on a stick:  M x D u o:  how much?
 gnawonkitties:  2. 50 M x D u o:  $ 0. 01 gnawonkitties:
 im delicious and nutricious M x D u o:  .  gnawonkitties:  i cant spell.  M x D u o:  no u'd be bitching at the person not to eat u M x D u o:
 who wants a bitching stick?  gnawonkitties:  :  M x D u o:  a bitch stick: P M x D u o:
 j/ k M x D u o:  j/ k gnawonkitties:  maybe someone who likes arguing gnawonkitties:  hahhaha bitch on a stick.
i like it M x D u o:  LOL M x D u o:  u see ppl walking around bitching at stix gnawonkitties:  hahahahahahaha M x D u o:  heeheehee iluvbrettsbutt ( 8:
56: 59 PM)  I MISS U!  N0 H0L3 ( 8: 57:
02 PM)  not at all N0 H0L3 ( 8: 57: 09 PM)  i miss u too iluvbrettsbutt (
8: 57: 12 PM)  gooood!  N0 H0L3 ( 8:
57: 12 PM)  !  iluvbrettsbutt ( 8: 57:
20 PM)  do u realize we havent seen each other in 1/ 2 a year?  N0 H0L3 ( 8: 57:
43 PM)  jesus ZeOceanGoddess ( 10: 40: 16 PM)  what do you think?
 ZeOceanGoddess ( 10: 40: 25 PM)  ( becides "
HAHAHAH"  Mr.  Smith:  You can't lose your heart in San Franscico.  If you did,  then you'd be dead!
 Jennagirl39:  sth s s ht!  DrrtyBubbles:  m knw!  Jennagirl39:  knw?
 DrrtyBubbles:  httr thn clfrn!  DrrtyBubbles:  * know*  Jennagirl39:
 * dont you mean me too?  Jennagirl39:  httr tn clfrn!  ll!  DrrtyBubbles:
 hhhhh!  iluvbrettsbutt ( 8: 17: 49 PM)  brett farve rocks my world!
 Jennagirl39 ( 8: 18: 20 PM)  in the butt iluvbrettsbutt ( 8:
18: 25 PM)  lol iluvbrettsbutt ( 8: 18: 33 PM)
 i love bretts butt,  wut can isay?  iluvbrettsbutt ( 8: 18: 41 PM)
 its the reason i watch football!  ;  Me:  I like high school because all the guys smell good.  Sometimes I just sit in class and smell them.  Does that make me weird?
 Lis:  Yes.  Me:  This is gay.  Rel:  What's gay?
 Me:  This chimney thing.  Rel:  How can it be gay?  Nouns don't have gender.  Me:
 In german they do.  Rel:  So it's a german homosexual chimney?  Me:  Yes!  Carolyn:
 NIPPLE!  Carolyn,  Lis,  and Me:  How do you say. Mountain Dew?
 Mom:  Why is it so dark?  Me:  Uh. 'cause it's night?  Mom:
 That could be it!  Me:  I think we need to have a 'Being Dead' clinic,  because you guys don't know how to be dead.  Lis:  Shut up!
 Me:  You see?  Dead people don't talk.  I tell ya what,  here's some advice.  Don't go to Hollywood and audition to be an actress playing a dead person,
 because you're just not good at it,  hunny.  Tom:  Who do you think you are?  Queen Elizabeth?  JMdbKCjdMPku (
9: 52: 23 PM)  if u were a crayon,  wut color wud u b?  Tiki man036 (
9: 52: 48 PM)  orange,  or white iluvbrettsbutt:  if u were a crayon,
 wut color would u be?  iluvbrettsbutt:  .  J0HNisjesus:  red iluvbrettsbutt ( 10:
54: 15 PM)  if u were a crayon,  wut color would u be?  CheezPotatoes ( 10:
54: 39 PM)  the really pretty purple blu one iluvbrettsbutt ( 8: 59: 14 PM)
 if u were a crayon,  wut color would u be?  FireSkater07 ( 8: 59: 39 PM)
 green FireSkater07 ( 8: 59: 40 PM)  no FireSkater07 ( 8:
59: 42 PM)  orange iluvbrettsbutt ( 8: 59: 25 PM)
 if u were a crayon wut color would u be?  Jennagirl39 ( 8: 59: 41 PM)  id be PINK Jennagirl39 (
8: 59: 42 PM)  defintieyl iluvbrettsbutt ( 9: 36:
50 PM)  if u were a srayon,  wut color would u be?  iluvbrettsbutt ( 9: 36:
58 PM)  be honest now!  ;  iluvbrettsbutt ( 9: 37:
01 PM)  :  N0 H0L3 ( 9: 37: 45 PM)
 ummm iluvbrettsbutt ( 9: 37: 58 PM)  hard question,  huh?
 N0 H0L3 ( 9: 38: 00 PM)  yeah N0 H0L3 ( 9:
38: 05 PM)  i would have to say N0 H0L3 ( 9: 38: 07 PM)
 .  iluvbrettsbutt ( 9: 38: 07 PM)  hehe iluvbrettsbutt (
9: 38: 09 PM)  .  N0 H0L3 ( 9:
38: 14 PM)  purple N0 H0L3 ( 9: 38: 21 PM)
 it tastes the best iluvbrettsbutt ( 9: 38: 21 PM)  is that ur final answer iluvbrettsbutt ( 9:
38: 22 PM)  ?  N0 H0L3 ( 9: 38:
25 PM)  yes iluvbrettsbutt ( 9: 38: 39 PM)  im sorry,
 we were looking for greenish brown iluvbrettsbutt ( 9: 38: 42 PM)  ;  N0 H0L3 (
9: 38: 46 PM)  ;  luvbrettsbutt ( 9:
26: 02 PM)  if u were a crayon,  wut color would u be?  Super Toast9889 ( 9:
26: 10 PM)  tangerine anything4949 ( 9: 26: 13 PM)
 hot pink Super Toast9889 ( 9: 26: 36 PM)  with strips of aqualemmon iluvbrettsbutt ( 7:
28: 05 PM)  if u were a crayon,  wut color wud u b?  runnerguy009 ( 7:
28: 16 PM)  wtf runnerguy009 ( 7: 28: 22 PM)
 that just came outta nowhere iluvbrettsbutt ( 7: 28: 25 PM)  yep iluvbrettsbutt ( 7:
28: 30 PM)  thass how i funtion ;  runnerguy009 ( 7: 28:
42 PM)  fo shizzle iluvbrettsbutt ( 7: 28: 51 PM)  so wut color baby?
 runnerguy009 ( 7: 29: 01 PM)  purple runnerguy009 ( 7:
29: 10 PM)  cuz pink and blue make purple iluvbrettsbutt ( 7: 29: 18 PM)
 yep runnerguy009 ( 7: 29: 24 PM)  and pink and pink and blue make a porno iluvbrettsbutt ( 7:
28: 17 PM)  if u were a crayon,  wut color wud u b?  fairymargarita ( 7:
28: 52 PM)  hm.  red We learned in Sunday school.  Who made the sun shine through.  I know who made the moonshine,
 too.  Back where I come from.  Blue eyes on a Saturday night,  Tan legs in the broad day light.  TV's,  they were black and white,
 Back where I come from.  " Could ya,  would ya,  ain't ya gonna,  if I asked you,
 " Would ya wanna be my baby tonight?  " Yeah,  I'd take a chance,  slow dance,
 make a little romance.  " Honey,  it'll be all right.  " Girl,
 you got me wishin' we were huggin' and a kissin',  " And a holdin' each other tight.  " So could ya,  would ya,
 ain't ya gonna,  if I asked you,  " Would ya wanna be my baby tonight?  " Justice is the one thing you should always find.
 " You got to saddle up your boys,  " You got to draw a hard line.  " When the gunsmoke settles,
 we'll sing a victory tune.  " We'll all meet back at the local saloon,  " We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces,  "
Singing:  'Whiskey for my men,  beer for my horses. '"  All my thoughts seem to settle on the breeze,  When I'm lying wrapped up in your arms.
 The whole world just fades away,  and the only thing I hear,  Is the beating of your heart.  Someday,  I'm gonna be famous,  Do I have talent?
 Well,  no.  These days you don't really need it,  Thanks to reality shows.  Can't wait to date a supermodel,  Can't wait to sue my Dad.
 Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari,  On my way to rehab.  Daddy's belt,  Mama's drapes,  Standin' tall on the backyard shed lookin' cool,  In my superman cape.
 I told the neighbourhood girls,  said:  " Hey y'all,  watch this!  My fate was a broken arm and my reward:
 A one day kiss.  When Daddy asked me why I did it I made him laugh out loud when I told him:  " Cause the chicks dig it.  Here I sit,  a nobody with no-
one.  An' bein' me ain't really all that fun.  Leavin' her wasn't very smart.  Admittin' I was wrong wouldn't be so hard.  If it was cool to be a fool,  I'd be the hippest guy around.
 If a heartache made you famous,  I'd be known from town to town.  If tears were made of pennies,  and a cold beer brought her back,  My bank account and self esteem would both be in the black.  An' if some Hollywood producer made a movie that was sad,
 About some guy who lost the best thing he ever had,  Hey,  I could be a star,  if it was cool to be a fool.  I take off,  time to time,
 with those crazy friends of mine.  Head out on steel horses,  with wheels,  an' we ride.  We burn up that road,  to old Mexico.
 Blend in with the desert;  just we amigos and we roll.  Could you cry a little,  An' lie just a little?  Pretend that you're feeling,  A little more pain.
 I gave,  now I'm wanting,  Something in return,  So cry just a little for me.  She's got her Daddy's money,  her Mama's good looks,
 More laughs than a stack of comic books.  A wild imagination,  a college education;  Add it all up,  it's a deadly combination.  She's a good Bass fisher,
 a dynamite kisser,  Country as a turnip green.  She's got her Daddy's money,  her Mama's good looks,  And look who's lookin' at me.  Dance every dance an' live each day,
 As though it's your last,  An' tell those that you love how you feel,  Before it's too late.  Life is right here and now,  We only go around just one time.  So embrace 'em,
 don't waste 'em,  For these are the days of our lives.  Every night,  it’ s the same,  I hear you callin’
 my name.  You’ re lyin’  next to me.  I give in to your charms;  You disappear in my arms;
 I realize it’ s just a dream,  Hey,  two plus two is always four,  And down is south and up is north,  An' thirty-
two degrees is freezing cold.  You play with fire you wind up burned.  The early- bird gets the worm You and me going fishing in the dark,  Lying on our backs and countin' the stars,  Where the cool grass grows.
 Down by the river in the full moon light,  We'll be fallin' in love in the middle of the night,  Just movin' slow.  Stayin' the whole night through,  Feels so good to be with you.  Hardly ever been kissed,
 twenty years of innocence,  Just what I'm lookin' for.  I wanna be the man that's holdin' her hand,  When she can't hold it back any more.  Good little girls make some mighty wild women,  Been savin' it up since the very beginnin':
 When they fall in love,  they wanna take it to the limit.  Good little girls make some mighty wild women.  She's got an MBA and a plush corner office.  She's got a " don't mess with me"
 attitude.  She'll close a deal;  she don't reveal that she can feel,  The loneliness,  the emptiness,  'cept when she comes in here An' she's the product of the "
Me"  generation.  She's got a rock and roll side when you get her agitated.  She got the tattoo there on her derriere from a spring break dare,  In Panama where love was all she thought she'd ever need.  She yells out to the band:
 " Know any Bruce Springsteen?  Then she jumps up on the bar and she,  and she starts to scream.  Little umbrella shaped margaritas;  Coconut oil,
 tannin' senioritas;  Now I know how Jimmy Buffet feels.  I'm not gonna sleep till I touch your face.  Baby,  not a wink,  I could go for days.
 If you ever needed to see me down on my knees,  Take a look at me:  Baby,  I can't sleep.  Spent forty- eight dollars last night at the county fair,
 I throwed out my shoulder,  but I won her that teddy bear.  She's got me saying " Sugar- pie,  honey,
 darlin',  and dear"  I ain't seen The Braves play a game all year.  I'm gonna get fired,  if I don't get some sleep.  My long lost buddies say I'm gettin' in too deep.
 " I love you this much and I'm waiting on you,  " To make up your mind:  do you love me too?  "
However long it takes,  I'm never giving up.  " No matter what,  I love you this much.  I melt every time you look at me that way.
 It never fails,  anytime,  any place.  This burnin' me is the coolest thing I've ever felt.  I melt.  We talk about you dreams and we talk about your schemes;
 Your high school team and your moisturiser cream.  We talk about your Nanna,  up in Muncie,  Indiana;  We talk about your grandma down in Alabama.  We talk about your guys of every shape and size;
 The ones that you despise and the ones you idolise.  We talk about your heart,  'bout your brains and your smarts;  And your medical charts and when you start.  Jessie James was an outlaw man,  He was always breakin' the law.
 Six guns firing from both his hands:  Fastest you ever saw.  Did he do it for the money?  Or was it for the fame?  Finally,  somebody asked him:
 " Jessie,  " Why you wanna rob them trains?  Why the drama?  We don't have to drag out the situation.
 It wasn't you,  it wasn't me;  sometimes the chemistry don't ignite.  There ain't no rings,  no mortgage,  there ain't any complications.
 It's just a hyphenated word,  get it out,  I'm sure I'll be all right.  Look at me,  I’ m way past pride.
 Isn’ t there some way that we can try,  To be us again.  An' even if it takes a while,  I’ ll wait right here until I see that smile,
 That says we’ re us again.  Well,  I'll never forget the first time that I heard,  That pretty mouth say that dirty word.  An' I can't even remember now,
 What she backed my truck into.  But she covered her mouth and her face got red,  And she just looked so darn cute.  That I couldn't even act like I was mad.  Yeah,  I live for little moments like that.
 I love to love you out loud.  He's so GQ,  he could be gay,  His pick up line's borderline lame;  But he's a pilot an' that's hot.  Sometimes it feels like this world's spinning faster,
 Than it did in the old days.  So,  naturally,  we have more natural disasters,  From the strain of a fast pace.  Sunday was the day of rest;
 Now its one more day for progress.  And we can't slow down,  'cause more is best.  It's all an endless process.  When I saw you buying Cosmo and a Hot Rod magazine,  I said to myself:
 " Now there's a girl for me.  And when I asked you to go for a ride,  You stole my heart when you said:  " If I can drive.
 I said:  " How 'bout some music.  You said:  " You got any Merle?
 That's when I knew you were my kind of girl.  I learned how to write it when I first started school.  Some bully didn't like it;  he said it didn't sound too cool.  So I had to hit him,  and all I said when the blood came:
 " It's my last name.  High school yearbook on her lap.  Snapshot faces take her back.  Class rings and strings of broken hearts.  A single word of "
yes"  or " no"  could've changed her destiny.  He looked at me with knowing eyes,  An' took a canvas from a bag there by his side.
 Picked up a brush an' said to me:  " Son,  just where in this picture would you like to be?  Well,  I said if there's any way you can,
 Could you paint me back into her arms again?  Passenger side,  I slide on in.  Vinyl seats soft from the heat of the sun.  Chewin' on a Slim Jim,  can't stop thinkin' bout him.
 If you don't take me to Paris on a lover's getaway,  It's all right,  it's all right.  If I'd rather wear your T- shirt than a sexy negligee,  It's all right,
 it's all right.  Every dinner doesn't have to be candlelit.  In the back of that red rag top,  She said:  " Please don't stop.
 Victoria's Secret"  well,  their stuff's real nice.  Oh,  but I can buy the same damn thing,  On a Wal-
Mart shelf,  half price.  And still look sexy,  ( Sexy.  Just as sexy,
 As those models on TV.  No,  I don't need no designer tag,  To make my men want me.  You might think I'm trashy:  A little too hard core.
 But in my neck of the woods,  I'm just the girl next door.  Hello God,  it's me again.  2: 00 a.
m.  Room 304.  Visiting hours are over,  time for our bedside tug of war.  This sleeping child between us may not make it through the night.  I'm fighting back the tears as she fights for her life.
 We went flyin' down the interstate,  Chasin' those Texas plates.  Seventeen,  we couldn't wait,  To see where the road might lead.  Not a care in the whole wide world,
 Just three Oklahoma girls,  Wantin' a piece of the Lone Star state,  Chasin' those Texas plates.  She had that Honda loaded down,  With Abercrombie clothes,  An' and fifteen pairs of shoes,
 An' his American Express.  He checked the oil and slammed the hood,  Said:  " You're good to go.  She hugged them both,
 An'd headed off to the west coast.  Hey baby,  is that you?  Wow,  your hair got so long!  Yeah,
 yeah,  I love it,  I really do.  Norma Jean ain't song we'd sing in the car driving down town.  Top down,  makin' the rounds,
 checkin' out the bands on Doheny Avenue.  Yeah,  life throws you curves but you learn to swerve.  Me,  I swung and I missed,  and the next thing you know,
 I'm reminiscing:  dreamin' on dreams,  wishin' on wishes.  Like you would be back again.  It's the way you love me,  It's a feeling like this.
 It's centrifugal motion,  It's perpetual bliss.  It's that pivotal moment,  It's,  ah,  impossible.
 This kiss,  this kiss.  Unstoppable.  This kiss,  this kiss.  This is for all you girls,
 about thirteen.  High School can be so rough;  can be so mean.  Hold onto,  onto your innocence.  Stand your ground,
 when everybody's givin' in.  This one's for the girls.  Put on my blue suede shoes,  an' I boarded the plane.  Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues in the middle of a pouring rain.  W.
C.  Handy,  won't you look down over me?  'Cause I got a first- class ticket and I'm as blue as a boy can be.  Girl,
 you know,  you told me not so long ago,  ( Not so long ago.  To let it come,  then let it pass.
 And all your troubles and your sorrows,  They won't last.  So let me kiss you now,  little darling,  Beneath this autumn moon.  Cold wind,
 another season,  Will be here soon.  At the other side,  she was hollerin':  " Faster.
 Took a dirt road,  had the radio blastin'.  Hit the honky- tonk for a little close dancin'.  What was I thinkin'?  Oh,
 I knew there'd be hell to pay.  But that crossed my mind a little too late.  When the sun goes down,  we’ ll be groovin'.  When the sun goes down,
 be feeling all right.  When the sun sinks down,  over the water,  She thinks Kracker's sexy when the sun goes down.  Ooh,  ooh,
 ooh,  mmmm,  We’ ll be feeling all right.  When the sun sinks down,  over the water,
 Uncle Kenny's hotter when the sun goes down.  Now she's strummin' on my six- string,  Across her pretty knees.  She's stompin' out a rhythm,  An' singin' to me,
 the sweetest song.  Only forgiveness,  Will finally end this.  There won't be a witness if we both fall.  There's never a hero,  In a battle of egos.
 There's never a winner of the quick draw.  Hey yaw,  Hey yaw!  Well,  at nine a. m.
 out in front of that church,  People goin' nuts looking for the groom.  Somebody says:  " Hey,  by the way,
 where's Connie?  She's run off with that boy to Cancun.  Someday I'm gonna run across your mind,  But don't worry,  I'll be fine.  I'm gonna be alright.
 While you're sleeping with your pride,  Wishing I could hold you tight,  I'll be over you and on with my life.
