  I read this on the back of a book about punctuation the other day, but I completely forgot about it until just now.
For some reason it came to mind and at the time it made me laugh, so even though it's kinda lame.... A panda walked into a cafe. He ordered a sandwich, ate it, then pulled out a gun and shot the waiter. 'Why? ' groaned the injured man.
The panda shrugged, tossed him a badly punctuated wildlife manual and walked out. And sure enough, when the waiter consulted the book, he found an explanation. 'Panda,' ran the entry for his assailant. 'Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves. ' :) Is it nerdy to use a colan and a right bracket to make a smile? Or nerdy to wonder if it's nerdy? Oh well. 
