  I tried to get away I thought that killing your parrot would be enough to slow your amorous progressions towards me, alas it seemed only to intensify your advances.
I thought video taping my 3-way with your brother and sister while we shared our own fantasies about ending your life would halt your pursuit, I was wrong. I was certain that castrating myself with your grandmother's pinking shears might get the point across, you offered to strap on and give it to me from behind. It seems now there is only one thing left to do..... I told you I was hardcore, Susan I will become just another figure, one more person who would rather die than live beside you 
