  Dear Susan, Today the wheelchair guy in my office had an emergency. His colostemy bag leaked everywhere spraying piss and shit around the whole place and stinking it up with his fetid, failed attempt at a "real" bowel movement. As I cringed and gagged I couldn't help steal one small smell of it and thinking: thats just like the essence of Susan's rotting box. For the love of God, you might not be getting any action, but for the sake of our olfactory health: wash it! Vomitously Yours, The Diva 
