  Cheesy, nude Monn arrested Tuesday, July 20, 2004 Posted: 12:43 PM EDT (1643 GMT) MARYVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- Michael P. Monn's birthday celebration went a little awry when he was arrested while drunk, nude and covered with nacho cheese. Monn was detained early Sunday as he ran toward a Jeep in the parking lot outside a swimming pool snack bar. According to police, he was stark naked and was carrying a box of Frito Lay snacks and a container of nacho cheese. "The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders," Maryville Police Department officer Scott Spicer said. "The nude male had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent. " Investigators suspect Monn climbed an 8-foot fence, broke into the pool snack bar through a window, threw nacho cheese on a wall and scattered chips on the ground.
About $40 in chips and $7 in nacho cheese were stolen. Monn was charged with burglary, theft of less than $500, vandalism less than $500 and public intoxication and was cited for indecent exposure. He was held at the Blount County Jail in lieu of a $9,300 bond. It was Monn's 23rd birthday. This incident occured about 15 miles from my hometown of Knoxville, TN. Also, please disregard the previous post stating that Tennessee is better than Kentucky. Nacho cheese in his hair? Sounds like it was a helluva birthday party. 
