  What a surreal experience seeing him live and even though I had good seat ( 15 rows from the stage)  I still didn't get that it was a live performance and felt like I was watching one of my many Chris Rock DVDs/
videos . The audience was 70 -  80%  white which surprised the hell out of me. the white guys behind us were cracking up at every joke but the husband of the couple ahead needed his wife to explain the ins and outs of the jokes. which of course provided me with extra entertainment at no extra cost. Husband to wife " Honey. what are rims" Wife to husband "  You know those things people put on their cars where the wheels keep spinning"  I nearly died!  One of the jokes Chris Rock performed was that as human beings we have two options in life to be.
A:  Married and Bored or B:  Single and Lonely When you are married and bored you want to kill your partner and when you are single and lonely you want to kill yourself!  A met a couple who where the perfect example of what it is to be " Married and bored" the dinner conversation went a little something like this. Oh the children are so funny. Alice ( okay you know ain't no black kid called Alice but as I was half listening to the boring conversation I didn't catch the children's names) Alice said to her younger brother. Give me my Barbie! and he said. No you have to say please!
 So the Alice says. Please can I have my Barbie Please and her brother says. Wait for the punch line)
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You're Welcome. so I'm sitting there thinking this story ain't funny worth a damn. but everyone else is cracking up. I'm not even going to bore you with the rest but know this.  that was the funniest anecdote they had.
