  Well, to all of you Atkins folks, I wish you the best of luck with the rest of your life. I hope that you never have to lift anything heavy... ever! I have no strenght, I am moody, starving, and I cant think straight... yeah, no carbs is the way to go!
I only have one more day, then it is constant carbs for 4 glorious days, though the source is not exciting. Instant mashed potatoes made with water, and rice cakes. I may throw corn flakes into the mix, but I am not sure. Under no other cercumstances would I eat this shit, I would much prefer my normal 3,000 pounds of salad. I have been responsible for the death of so many chickens in the past 3 days. Eggs and breasts in quantities that no human should ever eat.
This time around though I had some salmon and shrimp. This was nice as I havent done this before. I had this great salmon steak last night, it wasnt that big, but it was such a welcome change. This morning I flipped out on my sister in a way that I hope never happens again. Honestly I can say that I have only been that mad 3 times in my life before (They are all topped by when that asshole fucked my composition interview).
She really didnt deserve it (that much of it anyways, or to that intensity), but she lied about something, and I fucking hate it when people lie to me. I don't lie. It is that simple, if I say something it is true. Why do people lie!? I don't get it! "Lisa, did you use my leg shaving razor? " I asked this because I was hacking the fuck out of my legs 5 days before I have to be on a stage in my underwear.
"No" she responds. So I said ok and preceeded to goto get a new blade... there should be 3... I find 0. So now I have only one blade which is dull as fuck. My Mom would never dream of using my stuff and Lisa has lied about it before... all signs point to Lisa. Well I lost it! I said "I had 5 blades and I have used 2 and now there are 0, how does that work?
" She said "well I borrowed 2. " Here is were I have the problem, borrow implies that there is the intent and the possiblity of a return. What you were going t give them back when they were dull and gross?! 2nd issue, YOU SAID YOU HADNT USED MY RAZOR!!
I WOULD CALL TAKING TWO, ONE OF WHICH BEING THE LAST ONE... USING MY FUCKING RAZORS!!! But I guess she though I asked her if she had used them... today, because she explained herself by rewording my question in a way that her partial truth made sense. FUCK PARTIAL TRUTH! I WANT THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE THRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH YOU FUCKING RETARD!!! I dont get it!! FUCK!!! Well, after ripping her in half and including looks that scared both her and my Mom, I was done. This bloging thing really works, I do feel better, I get why you do this sweety. Anyways, I am going to get myself another diet pop, as I have only had 3 in the past 15 minutes.... 
