  on the train out of the city this morning,  i was witness to the following.  ticket inspector:  morning,  can i see your ticket please danish woman:  yes [
holds out ticket]  ti:  you should have clipped this at the station dw:  why,  i never have before ti:  this is that type of ticket dw:
 that's rediculous,  why do i have to clip ti:  it validates the ticket,  as you can see on the back,  that's how it works dw:  well i didn't know ti:
 that's ok,  just hop off at the next station and clip it dw:  can't you clip it here on the train ti:  no it has to be done in one of the machines at the station dw:  but i have to get off the train,  i will miss it ti:
 no i will make sure the train waits for you dw:  no,  this is stupid,  then i want a new ticket ti:  no problem,  you can then get the original unclipped ticket refunded at the station dw:
 [ holds out credit card]  ti:  oh,  you will have to come with me to the cc machine in the other end of the train dw:  well fine then ti:
 but you will have to wait until after the next station as i have to work the doors dw:  this is stupid ti:  oh,  give me the ticket,  i'll clip it for you at the station [ train gets to station and the ticket gets clipped at the machine two meters from the carriage door]
 ti:  here you go,  remember to clip at the red machine when you return dw:  this is stupid,  i didn't ask for this type of ticket 
