  I am (almost) 36, mother of a 16 year old punk teenage boy, and on the verge of getting married to my "high school sweetheart", whom I have been dating for (get this) over 18 years.
What can I say? We are very very backwards about life. We met as teenagers, had a child together, then moved in together, then bought a house, then decided to get married. The blame for starting this blog lies completely on the shoulders of Daisy Chain, whom I work with and who is a very kind, very funny, and very complex person.
She is the Internet Guru of the two of us, and somehow got me hooked. Unfortunately, most people don't see the true Daisy Chain. She's kind of like those pretzels you buy at the mall - once you get past the crusty, hard-baked outside, you find something warm and soft inside. She somehow puts up with me (at least most of the time), only snapping when I have pushed too far. I work in Corporate America (just like Daisy Chain), drive a HOT sports car, and love anything pink and/or Hello Kitty.
I have come to the conclusion that I am the reincarnation of a spoiled princess, i.e. I hate to work hard, love to have things done for me, and I have expensive taste. I think this is all I am going to say for now, especially since I am at work and would definitely LIKE to keep my job. 
