  urlLink A colt-blooded killer. Check out how one horse terrorized a small farm in Arizona with his teeth and a mission: Last Horse Standing. I can already see the Lifetime TV Movie starring Maria Shriver as Henry, the loveable murdering horse, and Tori Spelling as Horses 1, 2 and 7. Don't worry, Celine D.!! You'll star in your own horse movie one day, I know it. urlLink Officials: horse-slashings case solved UPDATE: Priya, a friend and loyal reader, adds: Among the horsefaced, you have forgotton their queen - rene russo. She has been able to mask her horsiness with excellent lighting and killer tits - something tori spelling and the others can only dream of. 
